February 2012
When I go to bed after watching a scary movie →
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Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
Time to move on.
I just now realized that I never forgave you. I never forgave you for all the things you put me through. The past is what’s holding me down. Our relationship has never been the same after all that. I think it’s time to actually let go and just move on. I’m sorry for letting the past get the best of me and causing me to treat you the way I do. I was so wrapped up in the past that...
You’re going to come across people in your life who will say all the right words...
– Nicholas Sparks (via 119139, kari-shma)
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me: .................
lisaceezy94 asked: I'm so sad cus what do I do now? T.T The only books I like to read. I might as well read them over again :3
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
200,000 teenagers get pregnant every year.
Reblog if you like pandas.
The more you experience, the more you will...
Things that hurt,
Being unsure of how someone feels about you.
Feeling like they are mad at you.
Being misunderstood by people you care about.
Being judged by people you care about.
Feeling like you lost something that was never yours.
Feeling like you’re doing too much.
Thinking you aren’t doing enough.
Not knowing if you should say something.
Worried about what they’ll think if you do say it.
Feeling...
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